Joe Satriani Plans To Sue Coldplay

It looks like Coldplay is going to get served after all. Joe Satriani's lawyers plan on dogging the band until they finally catch Coldplay and plan on serving them with a full on lawsuit at teh Grammys because Joe Satriani believes that "Viva La Vida" sounds way too much like "If I Could Fly".

Coldplay has vehemently denied any plagiarism but if you listen to both songs, they do sound terribly alike. Looks like Chris Martin might avoid showing up at the Grammys altogether because Joe Satriani's people plan on catching all of this on tape.

Take a listen to both versions and decide for yourself if Joe Satriani is justified.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin to Divorce

It seems Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's marriage is in deep trouble and they're about to get divorced.

What a coincidence that Gwyneth Paltrow's best friend Madonna is divorced from Guy Ritchie and now, suddenly, Gwyneth Paltrow is about to give Chris Martin the old heave ho.

It's a shame to hear that because they have children together and now it looks like Apple and Moses are going to have to live a life without their father and be raised by nannies while their mom hangs out with Madonna and the two just hate on men.

Gwyneth Paltrow needs to leave Madonna's side and get back to her marriage and make things work. No one said it was going to be easy, but all these chicks show their men the door the minute it looks like the road ahead might be a little tough.