Gilles Marini Does the Argentine Tango

Gilles Marini rocked the house on March 30, 2009 on Dancing with the Stars and scored himself a perfect 30. Gilles Marini and partner Cheryl Burke danced the Argentine Tango and man, I'm pretty sure that every woman in that room wishes she were in his arms.

The man can move, and proved last night that sex literally oozes from ever freakin' pore on Gilles Marini's body.

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Gilles Marini

Gilles Marini. No seriously, this is one of the absolute hottest men to ever grace the dancefloor on Dancing With the Stars. And not only is he gorgeous, he can dance and has a beautiful accent that makes women's clothes magically come off.

I had never heard of him before Dancing With the Stars, but you can bet that I will never forget Gilles Marini's name. His dancing garnered him three 9's from the judges last night, and you can tell that Bruno wants to jump his bone.

So here are some really nice shirtless shots of Gilles Marini for your pleasure.

Melissa Rycroft Impresses on Dancing With the Stars

Melissa Rycroft blew away the competition and the judges on last night's Dancing With the Stars and, I have to admit, Melissa Rycroft looked like a natural last night. With only 48 hours of practice under her belt, the jilted fiancee from The Bachelor showed Jason Mesnick exactly what he was missing.

Looking smoking hot in a very revealing outfit, Melissa Rycroft danced her pretty little ass off and proved that, although she's not really a star, she is definitely going to get far in this competition.

Best part? When Bruno says "Melissa I don't know this Bachelor guy but he's a loser."

Melissa Rycroft Will Be On Dancing WIth The Stars

Melissa Rycroft has been selected as Nancy O'Dell's replacement on Dancing With the Stars, which begins on Monday March 9, 2009. Although Melissa Rycroft isn't exactly a star, she is recent enough in our memories from her very public dumping on ABC's The Bachelor that the show's producers thought us stupid enough to believe she is a star.

Anyway, Melissa Rycroft began practicing a few days ago and is set to put on her dancing shoes and, I'm just guessing here, the pity parade will be voting her ass in every week just because nobody wants to see her get rejected twice on the same network.
Melissa Rycroft is cute and has a pretty rocking body, so I'm sure she'll look great in the outfits. Let's just hope she dances better than she dates.

Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are Engaged

Dancing With the Stars has caused many breakups, a few divorces and a whole lot of bodily harm, but that didn't stop Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy from getting engaged over the new year.

That's right, after Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez broke up, she and Maksim Chmerkovskiy began to get closer, probably because they're both from the Ukraine and that planted the seeds that would become hot, steamy, salsa sex.

Karina Smirnoff, 30, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 28, will be wed within the year and their fake-tanned bodies will likely be splashed all over the tabloids once the divorce is on in 2010.