Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Victoria Beckham Weird Neck

Victoria Beckham is as skinny as they get, there's no surprise there. But it's also true that Victoria Beckham has managed to make her extreme thinness work for her as well. Except for now.

Here is an image of Victoria Beckham either a) showing her age, or; b) swallowing a few pieces of rice that got stuck on their way down.

Victoria Beckham needs to do something about that look ASAP and perhaps she should consider turtlenecks... I hear they're all the rage alongside the aviator glasses.

Handbag of the Day - Victoria Beckham Birkin Bag

Victoria Beckham is many things and a fashionista is one of them. Considering gorgeous husband David Beckham has an incredibly difficult time finding gifts for Victoria Beckham because she has everything she could ever want, you could imagine his delight at finding this Birkin bag for his wife.

How much is this 3-carat diamond studded Himalayan bag? A cool $104,000! And there are only 3 like it in the world. Imagine how happy this must make Victoria Beckham... now her Spice Girls peers must be burning. They probably can't even afford it.

What do you think of the bag? Would you ever pay that much for a handbag?

Victoria Beckham is Armani's New Underwear Model

Giorgio Armani, in an effort to kep it all in the family, has selected Victoria Beckham to model his underwear and intimate apparel line for women. Victoria Beckham? In underwear? Seriously, is this guy trying to bring back the Kate Moss era?

Victoria Beckham doesn't exactly conjure up images of sex or sexuality to be quite honest; she all bones and bubble breasts; she doesn't really offer very much otherwise. Except for her husband David Beckham, who I would be more than happy to take off her hands.

So you'll be seeing Victoria Beckham in Giorgio Armani ads in the spring and summer of 2009, so prepare yourself for skeletor in lingerie.

Victoria Beckham Heels

Leave it to Victoria Beckham to constantly try out trends that boggle the mind. This time, she's donning the highest heels that are missing - you guessed it - the actual heel. It is bizarre, to say the least.

Luckily, David Beckham is standing next to her to take away some of the weirdness that is Victoria Beckham. The two were at Macy's on Friday September 26, 2008 hawking their new fragrances.

Let's just say I hope that the female population isn't stupid enough to try this Victoria Beckham style out for size. Otherwise, we're bound to have women that look like alien bugs roaming the streets. And that's just not sexy.