Guy Ritchie Dating Kelly Reilly

Well, first we discover that Madonna is boffing Alex Rodriguez like there's no tomorrow, and now we discover that Guy Ritchie isn't exactly crying into a pint of Haagen Dazs. It seems Guy Ritchie is dating Kelly Reilly, an actress he's directing in his upcomign flick Sherlock Holmes, which also stars Robert Downey Jr.

Kelly Reilly is only 31, which is a far cry from 50-year-old Madonna. Also, it looks like she doesn't work out 4 hours a day and perhaps might eat a steak or two every now and then.

Perhaps Guy Ritchie might finally be able to have sex with a woman where he's the dom. It looks like Kelly Reilly might let him take the bull by the horns.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie to Divorce

Well, it seems that those rumors from months ago havefinally been confirmed: Madonna and Guy Ritchie are announcing their divorce. Oh, so that's why she adopted a boy...

We all knew it was just a matter of time before they got sick of each other. And considering Madonna always looks like she could use a steak and fries, I'm pretty sure it's difficult for Guy Ritchie to remain pleasant.

And you know what? I think Guy Ritchie might actually cash in big this time. She's worth $500 million and he's only worth a measly $50 mil. Snatch!