Entertainment News - January 15, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow was hospitalized from some mysterious reason. (Just Jared)

Tom Cruise was caught on tape talking all kinds of craziness about Scientology. (Celebitchy)

Britney Spears didn't show up to court yesterday, so she really must be losing it. (IDLYITW)

Jenna Jameson had her implants removed and has the scars to prove it. (Drunken Stepfather)

Entertainment News - January 14, 2008

Christina Aguilera (Max Liron Bratman, Saturday January 12, 2008) had a son and Nicole Richie (Harlow Winter Kate Madden, Friday January 11, 2008) had a daughter over the weekend. (CelebNewsWire)

Rachel Bilson is still as gorgeous as ever. (Hollywood Tuna)

Is it just me or has Clay Aiken become incredibly scary looking? (dListed)

Rumors abound that Beyonce is pregnant. I wouldn't be surprised; it's the Hollywood trend right now. (Just Jared)

Remember when Bjork kicked the crap out of a reporter in 1996? Well she did it again, but I could only find the old attack, so enjoy.

Entertainment News - January 11, 2008

Because Pam Anderson can't seem to get a job to save her life, she has opted to get pregnant and divorced from Rick Salomon in order to remain relevant. (CelebNewsWire)

Jessica Alba is really enjoying her pregnancy. Good for her. (Gossip Girls)

Tara Reid is, once again, trying to convince the world that she's not an alcoholic. (Celebrity Rumors)

Adrian Grenier thought he could bang a girl by using the blunt approach, but it didn't work. (IDLYITW)

Entertainment News - January 10, 2008

Believe it or not, Will Smith is a Scientologist... ooh is his mama gonna beat his ass. (CelebNewsWire)

Britney Spears dated a paparazzo by the name of Adnan Ghalib, he took nude pics of her and now he's trying to sell them to the highest bidder. Problem? No one's bidding. (Egotastic)

Rumors are swirling that Pam Anderson is pregnant. God, I hope not. (dListed)

Jennifer Love Hewitt was angry that her fat ass was spread all over the blogs, so she dressed up and showed off her better assets - her breasts. (Celebrity Rumors)

Madonna really spends $10,000 a month on Kabbalah water. (Just Jared)

Entertainment News - January 9, 2008

Mariah Carey would rather do a duet with a pig than sing alongside Jennifer Lopez. (CelebNewsWire)

Kim Cattrall is 51, and boy does she ever look it. (Hollywood Tuna)

Paula Abdul is crazy and she keeps on proving it over and over again. (dListed)

Britney Spears loves her children, but her desire for Starbucks coffee sometimes seems more important. (Just Jared)

Entertainment News - January 8, 2008

Would it really be all that far-fetched if you found out that Tom Cruise was obsessed with Scientology and that it essentially runs his life? (CelebNewsWire)

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie grace the world with their ridiculously hot presence and we all took note. (dListed)

The Golden Globe Awards have officially been canceled. (CelebSpin)

Paris Hilton goes dark but is still as skanky as they come. (Drunken Stepfather)

Entertainment News - January 7, 2008

Word has it that Nicole Kidman is pregnant. I guess she was jealous of Suri getting all the attention. (dListed)

For all you ladies who just love Milo Ventimglia, here is his baby pic. (Just Jared)

Sarah Jessica Parker is still as skinny as ever. (Drunken Stepfather)

Entertainment News - January 4, 2008

Britney Spears either overdosed or tried to kill herself last night. I guess we all knew it was coming. (Hollywood Tuna)

Lindsay Lohan is poor and begging her friends to give her spending money. How the hell did she spend all of it? (CelebNewsWire)

Seems Lil Jon made Avril Lavigne cry when he took over her duties and did the countdown to New Year's. Boo freakin' hoo. (dListed)

Daniel Craig is busy filming the next Bond flick, Bond 22. (Just Jared)

December 28, 2007 - Entertainment News

Mischa Barton got busted for DUI; somebody's needs some publicity. (Egotastic)

Seems Jessica Alba is engaged now that she's pregnant. (dListed)

Fergie and Josh Duhamel are engaged to be married as well. (Gossip Girls)

Sean Penn and Robin Wright are getting divorced. (IDLYITW)

Edward Norton is in The Incredible Hulk. (ICYDK)

December 27, 2007 - Entertainment News

Paz Vega is still as beautiful as the day is long. (Hollywood Tuna)

Paris Hilton's grandfather, Barron Hilton, is giving away 97% of his billions to charity. Paris and Nicky must be huddled in a corner crying together. (dListed)

Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana, is one of the most famous women in the world right now. (Gossip Girls)

Brendan Fraser and his wife, Afton Smith, have announced that they're getting divorced after 9 years together. (Just Jared)

Kim Kardashian really loves the chocolatey men. (Drunken Stepfather)

December 24, 2007 - Entertainment News

So Riley Giles tells the world that Lindsay Lohan is a sex fiend... hmm, I smell publicity stunt. Lindsay knows how to work up the bloggers. (Egotastic)

Michelle Rodriguez, along with Keifer Sutherland, will be spending her Christmas in jail this year. (dListed)

Katherine Heigl married her long-time boyfriend Josh Kelley on December 23, 2007. (Gossip Girls)

Ashlee Simpson's nose job made her prettier, no doubt, but it didn't make her smarter. (Celebrity Rumors)

Adam Levine is dating cocktail waitress, Rebecca Ginos, whom he had sex with the first night they met. And he's in complete lust with her. There's hope for us ordinary women yet. (Just Jared)

December 21, 2007 - Entertainment News

Carmen Electra has released another DVD; this time it's how to work out in the bedroom. That sounds about right considering that's where her career started. (Hollywood Tuna)

Pam Anderson is about to bang Criss Angel and her husband Rick Salomon is none too happy. (dListed)

Lynne Spears, Britney and Jamie-Lynn's mom, actually planned to right a book on parenting; show me the idiot who would buy it. (Celebrity Rumors)

Jake Gyllenhaal got a neck tattoo for his role in the upcoming movie Brothers and it's not really significant news, I just love me some Jake. (Just Jared)

Jessica Simpson and her loser father Joe think she's going to be the next Julia Roberts, which is great, except that she can't act to save her life. (IDLYITW)

December 20, 2007 - Entertainment News

Lily Allen is yet another celebrity to hop onto the baby wagon. (CelebNewsWire)

Gorgeous Megan Fox takes it off for Rolling Stone. (Egotastic)

Victoria Beckham sends nasty, naked pictures of herself to David Beckham's mobile phone, which means that someone will soon hack into it and post it on the Net for the world to see. (Hollywood Tuna)

The Spice Girls brought their myriad children in stage during one of their concerts. (dListed)

It seems Tony Parker is so angry about accusations that he cheated on his wife Eva Longoria that he's planning to sue; perhaps he's the new Tom Cruise. (Gossip Girls)

Michael Jackson has a new album coming out in 2008, and if you want a sneak peek and listen, check it out. (Drunken Stepfather)

December 19, 2007 - Entertainment News

Yeah, you know Pamela Anderson is serious about marriage when she files for divorce from Rick Salomon after one argument. (CelebNewsWire)

Blender magazine named Fergie the Woman of the Year for 2007, and yet somehow managed to Photoshop her to the point of unrecognizable. (Egotastic)

Chris O'Donnell is a father for the 5th time. And with the same woman. (CelebSpin)

It's official; Tara Reid is anorexic. (Celebrity Rumors)

John Travolta, the flamer that he is, received 7 figures to go away from the Dallas movie set. Yes, he was fired. (IDLYITW)

Seems that everyone and their father is on Jessica Alba baby bump watch. (Drunken Stepfather)

December 18, 2007 - Entertainment News

Holy crap! Seems Jamie-Lynn Spears is taking lessons from her big sister and has gotten herself pregnant at 16 years old. (Fox News)

It seems Britney Spears is planning to get married Vegas style again; this time it's to Sam Lutfi. (CelebNewsWire)

Wow, Carmen Electra is really not aging well. And what's the deal with the stringy blonde hair and red lipstick? (Hollywood Tuna)

Is it just me or is Tom Cruise becoming more and more irrelevant? (dListed)

Brad Pitt turns 44 today and is still as gorgeous as ever. (Gossip Girls)

Seems Survivor: China's Denise Martin lied about being demoted to janitor from lunch lady. What a bitch. (Just Jared)

December 17, 2007 - Entertainment News

Jennifer Love Hewitt is another beauty who just got knocked up. (Celebitchy)

No matter where Rihanna is performing, she always manages to ensure her girls are in full bloom. (Hollywood Tuna)

Will Smith used a bidet for the first time in his life, and really enjoys having water shoot up his butt. (dListed)

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton welcomed a daughter into the world on Saturday December 15, 2007. (CelebSpin)

Tiger Woods' daughter is absolutely gorgeous (PICS). (Just Jared)

December 14, 2007 - Entertainment News

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker deny that he's having an affair, even though no one would be surprised if it were true. (CelebNewsWire)

They just got started and already the Spice Girls have canceled a concert. Seems Baby broke her foot. (Gossip Girls)

The Germans are doing what we should've been doing ages ago; deeming Paris Hilton irrelevant. (Celebrity Rumors)

NBC will air a special 2-hour Knight Rider on February 17, 2008 at 9 p.m., and the new KITT is kickass. David Hasselhoff, not so much. (Just Jared)

Mischa Barton claims she doesn't miss her The OC character Marissa, but then, she never could act and was probably lucky to get the part to begin with. Here she is, in her half-naked glory, posing for Maxim. (Drunken Stepfather)

Britney Spears' new video for her latest single "Piece of Me" is hitting a television near you. Check out a preview and marvel at how Britney still insists on being half naked throughout it. The full video will air tonight at 10 p.m. on NBC.

December 13, 2007 - Entertainment News

Some guys think that Tara Reid is hot, others wouldn't touch her with their enemies' penises, but at the end of the day, she's sober some of the time. (Hollywood Tuna)

According to French model Alexandra Paressant, Tony Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria with her and claims the two exchanged numbers at their wedding. (Gossip Girls)

Adorable Shia LeBoeuf has been let off the hook by Walgreen's after they had him arrested for loitering because he was drunk. (Celebrity Rumors)

Victoria Beckham and her gorgeous husband David Beckham headed to a strip joint together to enjoy the sights. (ICYDK)

Janet Jackson has a new song called "Feedback" out, and it's just as awful as her last album.

December 12, 2007 - Entertainment News

Jessica Alba is pregnant with Cash Warren's baby. (Gossip Girls)

It's not as if we didn't already know, but Ricky Martin's "skin care specialist" outed him recently in an interview with Swedish magazine Salonk. (ICYDK)

In a bid to get taken seriously as an actress, Jessica Simpson wants to take off all her clothes on film. Personally, I think she just wants to immortalize herself as a young, sexy star that every man wants to bang. Plus, she's starting to become irrelevant. (CelebNewsWire)

Now you can take a gold pill so that your poo will turn gold; your man will think it's adorable when you call him into the bathroom to show him your golden crap. The drawback? It costs $425. (dListed)

Janice Dickinson defends Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat ass but calls Tyra Banks a cow; that's probably because she was fired. She is a crazy bitch, after all. (Celebrity Rumors)

Now we know why Brad Pitt is always wearing those hats; it's not because he's going bald, it's because he's going to help sell them to raise money to build more homes in New Orleans. (Just Jared)

Word has it that Hayden Panettiere is dating cutie Ryan Gosling. (IDLYITW)

December 11, 2007 - Entertainment News

Paris Hilton is getting rejected and might finally understand what humility means. Or not. (CelebNewsWire)

It seems Angelina Jolie thinks that Shiloh has got it made in the shade and doesn't need as much attention as the rest of the Pitt clan. That baby girl sure is gorgeous. (dListed)

Lauren Conrad admits to the worst-kept secret on television; The Hills is a full of crap, completely fake show that only idiots believe is real. (CelebSpin)

David Beckham watches on as his wife, Victoria Beckham performs on stage with the other Spice Girls in Las Vegas. He's probably wondering how the hell people sit through the entire concert without cutting themselves. (Just Jared)

Fergie performed "Live and Let Die" at the Movies Rock on December 7th, 2007, and critics are calling it one of the best performances ever. Personally, I thought it sucked eggs. Judge for yourself.