Celebrity Flaw - Madonna Veiny Arms

What the hell happened to Madonna? Why does she look like her skeleton's on the outside?

Somebody give this woman a hamburger, for the love of God!

Madonna Adoption Request Rejected

Madonna has been trying to adopt Mercy James, a 3 1/2-year-old girl living in an orphanage in Malawi; the same place where she adopted her son David Banda, now 3. Unfortunately, because of the controversy that erupted the first time around, this time Madonna's request was rejected.

Madonna is pissed, no doubt, but she was not in court when the decision was rendered (she probably should have been there) and there is no word whether or not Madonna's lawyers will appeal the decision. If there's one thing we know about Madonna, it's that she doesn't respond well to rejection.

Alex Rodriguez in Details

Alex Rodriguez has landed on the cover of Details after his steroid use has come to light, as well as the fact that he and Madonna are so over now that she's babysitting gorgeous Brazilian model Jesus Luz. 

On the cover of Details magazine, Alex Rodriguez poses fiercely under a heading that says "How Jesus Can Save Your Career." Now seriously, whoever dreamed that one up deserves a medal.

In the mag, Alex Rodriguez makes out with himself in a mirror, seems to wipe away some tears and even discusses Madonna on a very superficial level:

Well, we’re friends…I have a lot of respect for her…She’s very smart and she’s passionate about everything she does…if there ever was any situation, she’s a great ear to have, you know?

Yes, a great ear, a great butt, a great vagina, and she can body slam you like nobody's business. 

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Madonna Facial Hair

You have to hand it to Madonna; she's doing whatever it takes to keep herself looking as young as possible. Unfortunately, Madonna has fallen victim to facial hair and a closeup shot of her face proves it.

At first I thought it was weird little veins in her face but, upon closer inspection, it's obvious that Madonna is well on her way to menopause and even she can't stop the impending doom that a lack of estrogen is going to cause.

Madonna should consult a laser hair removal clinic and try to get rid of this facial hair that is taking over her chin and perhaps we can all forget that this mess ever happened.

Madonna and Jesus Luz do W Magazine

Wow, besides her actual husband, it seems that Madonna really knows how to pick them. Madonna and Jesus Luz did a really sexy photo shoot for W magazine and I have to admit that they looks really hot together.

Madonna must have hand picked Jesus Luz because he seems like he's exactly her type. Check out these sexy shots of Jesus Luz and enjoy his sheer nakedness.

Madonna Unphotoshopped Pictures

Madonna, who has been very careful about her looks by taking all necessary measures to make sure she keeps up with the younger, fresher faces of music, will be incredibly upset to discover that outtakes from her Hard Candy promo shoot have been leaked on the Internet. Ahh, the Internet, what wonder...

Madonna's pictures show her age (although she has had plastic surgery) because they have not been photoshopped. Ooh, Madonna is going to make sure some heads roll for this one.

So check out the pictures of Madonna sans photoshop and decide for yourself if you appreciate all those lines in her face.

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Jesus Luz

Madonna's latest flavor of the week is Jesus Luz, a Brazilian model who worked on a shoot with Madonna for W magazine. I guess Madonna is giving Kabbalah a break and getting back into Jesus... Jesus Luz, baby!

You gotta admit that Jesus Luz is some piece of work and looks young enough to be Madonna's grandson, but hey, Madonna can probably drive even Jesus Luz to fatigue.

So enjoy a shirtless Jesus Luz for now (complete with pubes). I'll try to get my hands (among other things) on some more pics soon.

Madonna Falls During Concert

Madonna took a pretty good fall during one of her concerts and then decided to do what Madonna always does to save face: she made out with one of her female dancers.

But that still didn't save Madonna from making it onto the blog circuit; we all know that Madonna took a wipeout and we feel the need to make sure that she knows that we know.

Nevertheless, Madonna has done so much yoga over the years, that there's no chance that she broke a hip - oh no, no osteoporosis for Madonna. Forward to about the 40 second mark to get a good look at the fall.

Kate Hudson and A-Rod Dating?

Kate Hudson might find herself getting bitch slapped by Madonna in the coming days because word has it that Kate Hudson is honing in on A-Rod, Madonna's man.

Sources say that Kate Hudson and A-Rod were getting really cozy over the weekend in Miami while watching Mariah Carey belt out a couple of songs. Kate Hudson and A-Rod were hugging, tugging and perhaps even fugging at a private table and never left each other's side.

When Madonna gets wind of this, you know she's gonna be pissed as hell and might even pull one of her ass-kicking yoga moves on her. This is going to get messy you know, so you might want to keep an eye on Kate Hudson and A-Rod because they're both going to get their asses beat.

Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears to Reunite at Madonna Concert

Because Madonna is struggling to make headlines lately, what with her need to keep adopting, her pending divorce, and the fact that she's lying naked with Alex Rodriguez, so what better way to ensure that she stay in the news than by convincing Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake to reunite at her concert at Dodger's Stadium on Thursday, November 6, 2008.

Madonna apparently convinced exes Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears to get together and make news worldwide by doing a performance together. I wonder what Jessica Biel is thinking right about now.

Madonnna is a smart woman, no doubt, although she really needs to get a piece of cheesecake into her system, but I digress. Having Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears reunite on stage is a genius idea, although these rumors have been floating around for ages. Stay tuned. Video to follow.

UPDATE: Looks like Britney Spears made an appearance first and Justin Timberlake made his appearance later on in the concert, but the two never showed up on stage together. Boo... Check out the videos.

Guy Ritchie Dating Kelly Reilly

Well, first we discover that Madonna is boffing Alex Rodriguez like there's no tomorrow, and now we discover that Guy Ritchie isn't exactly crying into a pint of Haagen Dazs. It seems Guy Ritchie is dating Kelly Reilly, an actress he's directing in his upcomign flick Sherlock Holmes, which also stars Robert Downey Jr.

Kelly Reilly is only 31, which is a far cry from 50-year-old Madonna. Also, it looks like she doesn't work out 4 hours a day and perhaps might eat a steak or two every now and then.

Perhaps Guy Ritchie might finally be able to have sex with a woman where he's the dom. It looks like Kelly Reilly might let him take the bull by the horns.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Madonna Mustache

Yes it seems that Madonna is making headlines for all the wrong reasons of late. Now Madonna's face, or better yet her mustache, have been put on display for assessment.

So what's up with the stubble, Madonna? Are you taking too much testosterone? Did you get menopause? Is facial hair a side effect of your strict diet?

Whatever the case, it's nasty and one would think that Madonna could easily afford laser hair removal. Perhaps she just missed her appointment, what with her tour and divorce and all.

Madonna Wears Pistol Heels

At the premiere of her new movie called Filth and Wisdom, Madonna sported a pair of "killer" heels that had guns for heels and some groups against violence are up in arms about it.

Honestly, if no one said anything, I wouldn't have noticed, but all these protesters need to devote their time and energy on this crud, so here are Madonna's heels, in all their glory. Enjoy.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie to Divorce

Well, it seems that those rumors from months ago havefinally been confirmed: Madonna and Guy Ritchie are announcing their divorce. Oh, so that's why she adopted a boy...

We all knew it was just a matter of time before they got sick of each other. And considering Madonna always looks like she could use a steak and fries, I'm pretty sure it's difficult for Guy Ritchie to remain pleasant.

And you know what? I think Guy Ritchie might actually cash in big this time. She's worth $500 million and he's only worth a measly $50 mil. Snatch!

Madonna Falls During Concert

It's rare to see Madonna falter in anything she does because, well, she's so damn well versed in yoga that she can balance a cow on her eyebrows. But Madonna has faltered and it was caught on tape.

While gyrating against a guitar in typical Madonna fashion, Madonna got up to hit the climax of her gyration and ended up falling right on her hard as a rock ass in front of a crowd of thousands.

Madonna made the best of her wipeout by continuing to strum the guitar but it was obvious that the wipeout was not part of the act.

Watch this clip of Madonna falling during her concert (it happens at about 50 seconds in):