Funny 911 Calls

Jay Leno did a segment on The Tonight Show where he aired actual 9-1-1 calls from stupid people who should be fined for what they're doing.

The 9-1-1 calls are pretty damn funny, but the best one, by far, is the very last one. So make sure you listen to the last 9-1-1 call because it is definitely worth it.

And for the record, the one with the stupid chick who called 9-1-1 from McDonald's because they didn't have Chicken McNuggets isn't on it.

Obama Says F*ck You

Thanks to the boys over at College Humor, Barack Obama tells it like it is. He tells the crowd "F*ck you" over and over again.

To be fair, the crowd deserves it. After all, they're holding up all these signs and they just won't settle down. Thanks to Barack Obama, that's a change I can definitely believe in.