Jessica Alba Has a Bow Tattoo on her Butt

Jessica Alba is about as beautiful and perfect as they get, and she has the perfect little bow to prove it.

Jessica Alba is smart enough to hide her tattoos from plain sight, but when she bends over, sometimes things that she may not want to show off end up in plain sight anyway. So we all know now that Jessica Alba has a cute little bow tattoo above her butt crack.

So what do you think of this bow tattoo? Classy or tacky? At least it's not a blatant bull's eye, I guess.

Jessica Alba Airbrushed in Campari Ads

Jessica Alba really is as beautiful as they get, so you could just imagine how depressing it is to discover that she was airbrushed in the Campari ads she did recently.

Campari obviously wanted absolute perfection and felt that Jessica Alba wasn't as slim or as flawless as they would've liked so they took some perfectly great Jessica Alba images and turned them into unbelievably flawless imagery.

I wonder if this makes Jessica Alba feel insecure? It's bizarre to see the difference; they remove any and all creases in her clothes, make her waist almost non-existent and remove the muscle tone in her leg. It's just getting to be too much now.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jessica Alba Pubic Hair

Jessica Alba really looks phenomenal after having given birth, it's true, but it seems in her attempt to show off her flat belly, she forgot to shave her pubic hair, or at least trim it, in the process.

Of course there are plenty of men who wouldn't mind a little bush belonging to Jessica Alba, but it's obvious that she missed a couple of hairs in her grooming efforts.

But Jessica Alba is still otherwise perfect.

Jessica Alba Hannibal Lector Ad

In an attempt to ensure that fans get to the voting poll, Jessica Alba has opted to wear Hannibal Lecter's face mask to make sure that everyone's "voices are heard" during the election. And boy does she drive her point home with this ad.

With her eyes looking all red and tears streaming down her face, it looks like Jessica Alba desperately wants everyone to make sure the right man is hired for the job. Jessica Alba looking all disturbed and distorted, sure knows how to get people talking.

The worst part? Jessica Alba still looks so damn beautiful. Even when she's trying to be frightful. Blast!

Entertainment News - September 26, 2008

Jessica Alba is looking as perfect as ever after giving birth to her daughter Honor Marie. (Egotastic)

David Blaine is a full on jackass for treating the public like they're stupid and don't know what "suspended in the air for 3 days" actually means. (Drunken Stepfather)

Shia LeBeouf won't be charged with DUI but might still get his license suspended for his July 27, 2008 accident. (CeleBitchy)

Natalie Portman is single again and men all over the world rejoice. (IDLYITW)

Drew Barrymore may end up dating Shia LeBeouf in a matter of days. (Flawed Hollywood)

Amy Winehouse is looking worse than ever... if that's even possible. (I'm Not Obsessed)