GearZap Products For Laptops

If you own a laptop and always feel like a jackass because there's always something missing, now you can finally get your hands on those little gadgets that will help to complete your life and make blog posting easier than it ever was.

GearZap offers the cutest little laptop accessories, laptop bag (so now you never have to worry about dropping it too hard), and even a MacBook case for those die hard Mackers out there.

Too often, I take my laptop out with me so that I can post while I get incredibly jittery on Starbuck's coffee only to realize that I forgot to bring something crucial that I needed with me, which is why I sometimes don't post all day.

But now that I have all the laptop accessories I could ever need at a one-stop shop, poking fun at Perez Hilton or featuring a Shirtless Celeb of the Day just got that much easier.

Of course, it's not that my life without these accessories is incomplete, it's just that sometimes, knowing that I have all these little gadgets in my life just makes me feel like I'm 10 times more important than I actually am.

As well, whenever I pull out a certain freaky looking laptop accessory, people sitting around Starbucks tend to think I'm some kind of cyber genius, when in reality, all I really know how to do is press the on button.

But no matter because now I look like a blogger with a purpose and if you know what's good for you, or just want to act like you really, really know what you're doing, and want a great laptop bag to go with, then you should definitely invest in a little accessory or two to up your importance quotient.

So take my advice and get yourself a thing-a-majig or two so that you could feel better about yourself and start posting about the things that really matter. Don't say I never gave you anything.

Perez Hilton is Secretly Straight

Perez Hilton, perhaps the most overated gossip blogger, has finally issued an apology for calling Will.i.am a faggot. Yes, Perez Hilton really did call Will.i.am a faggot. It's kind of weird, but I think that all this proves what I've always known to be true. Perez Hilton is straight. There, I said it.

I think that Perez Hilton is just acting gay so that he can get closer to women and then Bang! And he'll always say, "Wow, I don't know how that happened. I really did like penis, you know?"

But all kidding aside, or not, I think this might actually be the beginning of the official "We hate Perez Hilton" campaign. Forget Prop 8, Perez Hilton is the person we need to focus on here.

We all managed to slowly push Paris Hilton out of the mainstream media because she was so useless; now it's up to us to do the same with Perez Hilton.

Personally, I think Perez Hilton deserves a whole lot more than a black eye.

Perez Hilton Blasts Miss California

Perez Hilton has been crying into his Cheerios all week because he asked Miss California whether she is for or against gay marriage and she gave him an answer he didn't want to hear. 

It's no secret which side of the fence Perez Hilton sits on, and yeah, perhaps Miss California probably would have won had she remained neutral, but it seems that everyone lately is of the opinion that if you don't agree with them, you should be burned at the stake.

I watched Perez Hilton, who was surprisingly subdued and well spoken, on CNN last night and he went off about Miss California. I think that she answered the questions openly and honestly and she should be judged on her articulation, not her beliefs. 

If you are one of the 5 people who has yet to see it, enjoy.

John Mayer Made Out With Perez Hilton

John Mayer did some stand up comedy the other day and who knew that John Mayer is downright hilarious!?!

He goes on this tangent about being gay and having made out with Perez Hilton to show him who the man is. John Mayer admitted that he kissed Perez Hilton and then went on to say that every man has thought about going gay at some point in his life.

Now I don't know about you, but I think that John Mayer is onto something. That, or he heard so much about Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston that he wants to dip into that. I'm just saying.

So now John Mayer is partially gay. It's kinda gross to imagine him making out with Perez Hilton, who really is one of the most unattractive men I have ever encountered.