Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall Break Up

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall, to whom she's been engaged for a while, broke up over the holidays. Hey, at least Jennifer Love Hewitt is smart enough to break up BEFORE the wedding and not after.

Word has it that both Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall are incredibly saddened by the break up and their friends all thought they were so happy together. That's probably because Jennifer Love Hewitt was smart enough not to rip his head off in public.

After all, that weight loss she recently underwent must've put her in a mood. It's not easy to be hungry and pleasant; try it sometime.

Sharon Osbourne Gives Megan a Beating

Sharon Osbourne beat the crap out of a chick named Megan Hauserman during a Charm School Reunion. It's amazing, Sharon Osbourne really kicked her ass.

So I know what you're thinking... Who the hell is Megan? And what is a Charm School Reunion? But seriously? Who cares? All that really matters is that Sharon Osbourne pulled chunks of hair out of this girl's head, and it looks like she deserved it.

It all started when Megan Hauserman told Sharon Osbourne that the only reason she's famous is because she's managing a brain dead rock star. So, naturally, Sharon Osbourne got up to beat the crap out her.

So check out the video of Sharon Osbourne giving Megan Hauserman a beating and let me know if you think she was justified.

Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are Engaged

Dancing With the Stars has caused many breakups, a few divorces and a whole lot of bodily harm, but that didn't stop Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy from getting engaged over the new year.

That's right, after Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez broke up, she and Maksim Chmerkovskiy began to get closer, probably because they're both from the Ukraine and that planted the seeds that would become hot, steamy, salsa sex.

Karina Smirnoff, 30, and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, 28, will be wed within the year and their fake-tanned bodies will likely be splashed all over the tabloids once the divorce is on in 2010.