Joe Satriani Plans To Sue Coldplay

It looks like Coldplay is going to get served after all. Joe Satriani's lawyers plan on dogging the band until they finally catch Coldplay and plan on serving them with a full on lawsuit at teh Grammys because Joe Satriani believes that "Viva La Vida" sounds way too much like "If I Could Fly".

Coldplay has vehemently denied any plagiarism but if you listen to both songs, they do sound terribly alike. Looks like Chris Martin might avoid showing up at the Grammys altogether because Joe Satriani's people plan on catching all of this on tape.

Take a listen to both versions and decide for yourself if Joe Satriani is justified.

Rebecca Romijn's Post Baby Body

Rebecca Romijn gave birth to twins Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip in December 2008 and is already looking absolutely fantastic. Look at her: she's almost back to her pre-baby shape. Turn green with sheer envy as she manages to look better than we did when we were in our 20s and still had no kids at all.

Rebecca Romijn must be so happy to get those babies out because she was so used to looking perfect and was likely eager to get back to her sexy self. I'm also pretty sure that her husband Jerry O'Connell was also pleased to see his wife get her post-baby body back in just over a month.

Rebecca Romijn will likely be looking perfect in a bikini by next month.

Christian Bale Freaks Out on Terminator Salvation Set

Christian Bale lost it on the set of Terminator: Salvation when the director of photography, Shane Hurlbut, walked into his scene twice by messing with his lights. Christian Bale ripped into him and used the f*ck word 40 times in less than 4 minutes. I really thought Christian Bale was going to kill someone.

I'm guessing Christian Bale was having a tough day and wanted to get the scene over with, but it's obvious that he's a little tightly wound and was ready to tear this guy to shreds. Still, I think he's hot, and this only makes me imagine him as an aggressive lover...

Take a listen to Christian Bale ripping this guy a new one.