John Mayer Debuts Heartbreak Warfare Song

John Mayer debuted his new breakup song "Heartbreak Warfare" aboard the Mayercraft last week and introduced the song by saying, "it's miserable being around someone who's negative." Hmm, I'm guessing he's not talking about Perez Hilton.

John Mayer likes media attention and that pissed Jennifer Aniston off (one of the major reasons they broke up), but now that John Mayer is single again, he is free to get as much media attention as he likes. I have to admit that I'm really starting to appreciate John Mayer.

So what do you think of "Heartbreak Warfare"? I think it at least goes to show that Jennifer Aniston was a source of inspiration to some degree.

John Mayer Made Out With Perez Hilton

John Mayer did some stand up comedy the other day and who knew that John Mayer is downright hilarious!?!

He goes on this tangent about being gay and having made out with Perez Hilton to show him who the man is. John Mayer admitted that he kissed Perez Hilton and then went on to say that every man has thought about going gay at some point in his life.

Now I don't know about you, but I think that John Mayer is onto something. That, or he heard so much about Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston that he wants to dip into that. I'm just saying.

So now John Mayer is partially gay. It's kinda gross to imagine him making out with Perez Hilton, who really is one of the most unattractive men I have ever encountered.

Kris Allen Performs Aint No Sunshine

Kris Allen was, by far, the best performer on last night's (March 31, 2009) American Idol. Adam Lambert sang "Play That Funky Music" and David Gokey is beginning to annoy me because he sings the same way every time.

Kris Allen sat his sexy ass down at a piano and made love to that microphone. Oh, that Kris Allen really knows how to keep the ladies swooning. I know, I know, he's married, but that won't stop the crazy tweens from attacking him and wishing bad things on his wife.

So now it looks like Kris Allen is a contender.