Madonna Adoption Request Rejected

Madonna has been trying to adopt Mercy James, a 3 1/2-year-old girl living in an orphanage in Malawi; the same place where she adopted her son David Banda, now 3. Unfortunately, because of the controversy that erupted the first time around, this time Madonna's request was rejected.

Madonna is pissed, no doubt, but she was not in court when the decision was rendered (she probably should have been there) and there is no word whether or not Madonna's lawyers will appeal the decision. If there's one thing we know about Madonna, it's that she doesn't respond well to rejection.

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up During Lily Allen's Performance

Lily Allen decided to cover Britney Spears' "Womanizer" once again. This time, she was live, and Lily Allen performing the song isn't strange whatsoever. What is strange though, is Lindsay Lohan showing up out of nowhere to greet her. Wow, does Lindsay Lohan ever have time on her hands or what?

Lily Allen's performance is meh at best, but when Lindsay Lohan shows up (at about 3:35) and does some weird dance move, you really have to ask yourself... How coked up does one have to be to show up on stage during Lily Allen's performance and think it's cool? Only Lindsay Lohan can answer that, my friends, only Lindsay...

Suri Cruise Eating Flip Flop

Suri Cruise and Katie Holmes were out and about in New York when, all of a sudden, Suri Cruise thought it would be a good idea to chew on her flip flops. And your question is, "Well, was she wearing them before that?" Yes, yes she was.

Suri Cruise was walking the very dirty streets of New York before she decided that eating her shoes was a scrumptious idea. And in Katie Holmes' defense, she can't see what her daughter is doing and I'm sure the pappos didn't say a word.

Nevertheless, that's probably the least harmless thing that Suri Cruise, or any toddler, will be putting in her mouth. I mean, I picked up gum off the street once and put it in my mouth. And I'm 34.