Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Lindsay Lohan Lip Injections

I don't know what it is with celebrities but Lindsay Lohan is the latest one to fall victim to fish lips. Yes, Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more and more like she's in her 40s, recently got lip injections in an effort to hang on to her youth and make herself more marketable, I'm guessing.

Considering most movie directors won't go near her and that rumor has it she's about to star in the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street, which isn't saying much, Lindsay Lohan thought it would be a great idea if she pumped her lips full of ass fat.

What makes all of this so sad is that Lindsay Lohan has actually become even more pathetic than her nemesis, Paris Hilton. And that's really sad.

Alec Baldwin's Hilarious Wii Skit on SNL

Alec Baldwin hosted Saturday Night Live for the 14th time and is only one hosting shy of tying Steve Martin's record.

As always, when Alec Baldwin pays SNL a visit, hilarity ensues, and it sure did with the Wii skit he did in which he learns how to shake the Wii remote like nobody's business. But then, you can tell that Alec Baldwin had some practice.

It's still doesn't beat his Shweaty Balls, but the Wii skit certainly comes close. Ha! Get it? Comes close? I da funny.

Salma Hayek Marries Francois-Henri Pinault

After a tumultuous on-again off-again relationship, Salma Hayek decided to marry her baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault in a civil ceremony over the Valentine's Day weekend. I'm guessing Salma Hayek decided it was the right thing to do for her baby's sake.

Salma Hayek has been busy of late, what with breastfeeding African babies (see below) and taking care of her own daughter, so I figure Salma Hayek is happy to settle down and be married finally. Problem is, I think Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault will get divorced before the ink is even dry on the marriage certificate.